I need my laptop back because:
- I’m using my sister’s computer right now.
- My sister has a ticking clock in her room.
- I watched “The Girl In The Fireplace” yesterday.
- It’s that Doctor Who episode with the clockwork men.
- You know, the ones that break the clocks in the room?
- So that you can’t hear them?
- You just think you’re hearing a clock?
- Right.
- Well.
- Long story short, my leg is nervously shaking.
- And I keep obsessively checking the clock for cracks.
- So that I don’t die.
- At the hands of this:
There. All good reasons.
